Because Heidi is a student of the media (she watches a lot of TV) she is keenly aware of the importance of official sponsors in our marketing-driven age.
You know, like Doritos and the Super Bowl, or Masterpiece Theatre and Exxon. Heidi was hoping to be the Official Dog of the 2012 Olympic Games, but nobody asked her. Still, now that the Patch is hosting a birthday extravaganza in her honor, she wanted to designate some official sponsors of her own.
So Heidi has selected a list of local businesses, landmarks, people and products that have supported by being part of our column since its debut in March 2011. Heidi may have missed some of you because—well, she’s a dog. So if you know Heidi and would like to join the list of Official Sponsors of Heidi’s 10th Birthday Party please add yourself via the comments.
Unlike sponsoring the Super Bowl, this one’s free.
15 OFFICIAL SPONSORS OF HEIDI’S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
: Official African Safari travel provider
: Official Photographer
: Official Nicest Astroturf To Pee On (Bluffside Drive)
: Offering the Official Blueberry Facial for Dogs
Official Bling Provider
Official Rehabbed Footwear
: Official Male Dog Heidi Likes
: Official Pre-owned Clothing Store
: Official Dog-friendly Music Club
: Official Route From Ventura Boulevard to Marie et Cie For a Latte
: Official Non-alcoholic Drink
: Official Eco-friendly Dry Cleaners
: Offering the Sucksicle, the Official Suggestively Named Frozen Dessert Pop
Super Accurate Fortune Cookies: Official “77% More Accurate” Fortune Cookie (to be featured in an upcoming column. See video starring Studio City TV journalist/cookie entrepreneur Ray Richmond)
: Official local business we’ll miss most in 2012
EDITOR'S NOTE: Hope to see you all Sunday, it will be a blast! Click here for who's coming: