You know you're getting older when:
men look past you instead of at you,
check-out clerks call you "Ma'am",
you don't remember what you were about to say,
you get up to dance and tear your meniscus,
your hair thins and your waist thickens,
comfort trumps fashion,
you look in the mirror and see your mother,
you're no longer the desired demographic,
all your products are marked "anti-aging",
your bra straps are cantilevered,
a "donut hole" is not food,
you don't need new glasses you need cataract surgery.
Charlotte Miller
