My Response to Myself: Getting Older? Getting Better!

Men look past you instead of at you - Good!  No hassle,

Check-out clerks call you "Ma'am" - This is respectful,

You don't remember what you were about to say - Then you can't say anything you'd regret,

You get up to dance and tear your meniscus - You didn't really want to dance, now you don't have to,

Your hair thins and your waist thickens - That sucks!

You're no longer the desired demographic - Who cares?  You've got too much stuff already,

All your products are marked "anti-aging" - All products are marked "anti-aging",

Your bra straps are cantilevered - That makes no sense.  I only said it to be funny,

A donut hole is not food - Neither is the fried sugary dough, but it is delicious,

You don't need new glasses, you need cataract surgery - And after cataract surgery, you don't need glasses!

Charlotte Miller