The CIA can kill you – so can the FBI.
The IRS can audit you and make you want to cry.
The DOJ can sue you and put your bum in jail.
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Supremes can overrule you and take away your bail.
The guys at ICE can grill you and put you in detention
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The Pentagon can drill you and place you on suspension.
The NSA can watch you and rifle through your stuff.
Take care in all you say and do and don’t pose in the buff.
The FDA can label you and say that you’ve expired.
The HHS can hire you then tell you that you’re fired.
Don’t tangle with the BLM, they’ll take away your land.
You’ll be "all hat, no cattle" searching for your hand.
POTUS can just give a nod and make you sec. of state.
You’ll travel back and forth so much that you’ll forget the date.
Our government’s an alphabet, they take all we can give.
If you see my congressman please tell him where I live.
