The heat of August killer days might make you want to keel
Just keep yourself hydrated drink water at each meal.
Stay away from super sales and things that sound too cheap.
A sucker’s born every minute amassing debt too deep.
Please stay away from Iowa, their fair might get you sick.
The vegans threw red paint so no fried butter on a stick.
The pols are grouping everywhere to gather up your cash.
And POTUS on the Vineyard is attending one more bash.
While the Clintons in the Hamptons are frolicking in the surf
The Breeder’s Cup anticipates a problem with the turf.
Start saving now for Santa Claus, so giftees he can bear..
Not for Spitzer, Weiner, Filner! Keep them away from here!
Hurricane season’s started – don’t visit the Caribbean.
It’s time to get your flu shot – if you’re a human bein’.
It’s sad to see the summer go – the big stone fruit and corn.
But soon we’ll see fall foliage, so don’t be so forlorn.