Don't overspend on flowers, the cost will get me sick.
I really don't like gadgets and other things that tick.
Don't give me any teddy bears, a panda bear or cat
I sure don't want a lizard, a new purse or a hat.
A valentine of chocolates is filled with calories,
Don't do me any favors... no really, thank you, please.
A book of coupons? Oh no -- I forbid you to select
Entitling me to something on which I can't collect.
Don't take me out to dinner at an overcrowded dive.
Peanut butter/jelly's good. (At least we can survive.)
No Cartier, no Tiffany, no Lexus or Corvette.
I ask you not to make me wish that we had never met.
Please don't buy me tchotchokes, nothing for the kitchen.
No dust collectors please, I hate it that I'm bitchin'.
Anything IKEA is not okay with me,
I always find I'm missing one stupid part, or three.
Wanna give me something for which you won't be sorry?
How 'bout copies of 'Freeze Frame' by that dear Ilona Saari?
Please don't send an ecard with baby chicks and bunny.
Above all, no text message with CUL8R Honey.
Maybe just a hug and kiss, a sweet embrace to say
'Will you be my Valentine' forever and today?