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THE RAPTURE! An awesome descriptive video from the Production in England, a call for help, some Android Apps and The END OF THE WORLD?!?!?! It must be a full week!

Hey!

Please watch this youtube video for more info: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfs6lj4PwDo (also attached)


We are trying to make the film BAD DENNIS (www.baddennis.com) eco friendly. I was hired to direct the film in England in a few months and I jumped at the idea of making the film ECO. My self as well as the producers, Mickey Richardson and David Ball, are trying to give the funding a little extra boost in order to make the film ecofriendly. Films tend to polute alot, so we are trying to push this one to be as ecofriendly as possible and possibly turn around that trend! At this link you can see full details about our eco pledge: http://baddennis.com/green.html If you can do anything to help, be it investing a few bucks, or doing a post about it or even just liking the campaign on INDIEGOGO it would be greatly appreciated. http://www.indiegogo.com/The-first-ecofriendly-movie-production We are reaching out to everyone trying to make this film as eco as possible. Together we can help the environment one film at a time!

I thank you in advance for your consideration!

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Also I am distraught to inform everyone but apparently there was a rapture. I heard rumors about it but I was skeptical. The closer we got to the time of the rapture the more nervous I got. When the time of the rapture passed and I was still alive, like a normal american citizen I realized the only logical explination. The rapture had infact occured and I was the only one whom survived it. It made perfect sense. Still does! Is anyone even reading this or have I infact been the only one to survive the rapture?

 

Sadly I have the proof that the rapture did occur. In the time before the rapture, when I was waiting to ascend, I watched LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR. I sat there praying for a rapture. I cannot believe that this film actually existed. It was a fate worse then death. I wanted to burn out my eyes with hot charcoals. I wanted to find Larry the Cable guy, go to his house, and create a mobile out of dead infants and hang it over his bed so he would have to wake up to spinning dead infants every morning. He put me through hell, and thats when I realized it, Larry the Cable guy was the end of the world. I survived it, however I almost started crying when I was informed that it's a prolonged rapture, because there is a LARRY THE CABLE GUY 2: WITLESS PROTECTION. There is no gorey goodness this week friends, instead please let us pray there will be no more Larry the cable guy movies! I don't want to have to have to eat his soul. I'll do it! That is time in my life I will never get back.

 

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