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Woman Gives Birth in LA Barnes & Noble

Woman Gives Birth in LA Barnes & Noble: A woman has given birth to a healthy baby boy inside the lobby of a Los Angeles-area Barnes & Noble bookstore. Guess she wasn't aware that Amazon Prime has free, same-day delivery. One thing’s for certain, this kid’s life will be like an open book.  And you can just bet that one day his mom will be yelling at him “close the door, were you born in a Barnes?”

Texting Woman Drives Into Herd of Cows:  A 21-year-old woman is recovering after she drove into a herd of cows in upstate New York while checking her cellphone.  How stupid!  Did she just assume the cows would would moo-ve out of the way?

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Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood for sex.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true for women in the Ku Klux Klan.

Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood for sex.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true for women in the Ku Klux Klan.

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Britney Spears Music Used to Ward-Off Somali Pirates:  Merchant navy officers are reportedly using a Britney Spears CD’s to prevent Somali pirates from attacking their ships because Somalis loathe Western culture and will go to any lengths to avoid our music.  They would have played Justin Bieber, but realized that could very well be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Suzanne Somers Calls Affordable Care Act a Ponzi Scheme:  In Wall Street Journal piece, former "Three's Company" star and ThighMaster hawker Suzanne Somers thinks President Obama's “Affordable Care Act” is nothing but a huge Ponzi scheme.  Now she’s certainly entitled to her opinion, but I’ve decided to wait and see exactly what Jessica Simpson’s take on this is before making up my mind.

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