The Christmas holidays can be the worst time of year to be single for us curvy girls. It’s winter and everyone's seemingly paired-of and snuggling up. Of course I’d much prefer to be kissing a sexy fella under the mistletoe as he decks my halls but instead the ex is going to be at that party with his new girlfriend, I’ll be seeing my happily married school friends back home and my entire family will be offering unsolicited advice on my problematic singleness. Sound familiar? Clearly what we need is a plus-size Holiday Hookup!
Yes, big girls can line up a temporary boyfriend/man/lover for the holidays to get us through to January and ready to continue our search for legit Big Curvy Love in 2013. Take him to work functions, take him to your parents, take him to bed! The situation is win win and of course as his Holiday Hookup you should expect to reciprocate by being his curvy arm candy at his parties too.
So, after landing your plus-size appreciating man, make sure you don’t confuse him with your garden variety hookup. For the sake of clarification here are your standard year round trysts defined there IS a difference my Big Curvy Lovers!
BOOTY CALL- Late night ‘service’ calls (not friends just sex)
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS- Friends who start having sex and remain friends
ONE NIGHT STAND – One night only (anything more is a status upgrade)
HOLIDAY HOOKUP - Seasonal relationship- Nov & Dec (Jan at the latest)
Remember the Holiday Hookup is just November to December and January at a push so you both need to know what you are getting into and also know when its cut off time for breaking up with your temp boyfriend. You don’t want the messiness and status confusion of still hooking up as Valentines Day approaches. If that happens you’ll need to reassess as you could have phased into a relationship without knowing it!
Have you had a HOLIDAY HOOKUP? Share the details with us C’mon we wanna know!