Health & Fitness
Paula Deen Is Giving The Titanic A Run For Its Money… Walmart Just Jumped Ship
excerpt from my article:
Ms. Deen also seems to be channelling her Inner Jesus: If there’s anyone out there that has never said something they wish they could take back, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please.
I think we just found a woman who is learning how to tread water…. next she’ll be walkin’ on it! You know, just like Jesus did. And how much you wanna bet that the “Jesus” in Paula’s head don’t look nothing like some MIddle Eastern Terrorist! I bet he’s white and pretty. See, this is the kinda thing that’s gonna be hard for her. My guess is many of us see Jesus as having our own skin color. But I also used to think that String Beans needed to be a Dark Dingy Green before they were done. I was wrong- and now my beans are bright, gorgeous and healthy (and they only take three minutes to make; not three hours). And so is a Black Jesus… he illuminates.
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You know what else shines? Truth! So hear me now… this is for your inside bits-
Listen I love butter! But… a “tad” ought to do you. Please don’t let your food swim in it! And make sure it’s “grass fed”. In just one episode of Paula’s Home Cooking, in an episode titled “Sports Party” and features chicken wings, sugary pecans, artichoke dip and pieces of chicken wrapped in bacon, she kinda over does it.
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Butter is used 11 times as an ingredient with approximately 1,620 calories from butter used in just this one episode. The FDA Dietary Guideline recommends Americans eat only approximate 2,000 calories a day!
Update Alert: Target, Home Depot and that scary drug all just took the official. “We’re getting off the frackin’ boat too!” yep- gone, gone. gone!
