Jesus, people. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, put your big girl panties on, and pull yourself together.
  And for the whiners, I live in Lamorinda, my mother-in-law lives in Danville, and I own a vacation home in the LA area. So, yeah, I comment on several Patch websites in CA. Do you need to see my passport or transvaginal ultrasound while you're being all nosy and up in my business.